Lucky.
Top one-percent Toy Poodle
The heart of the practice. Keeps the meetings on schedule with strategic naps, monitors productivity through tail-wag telemetry, and ensures equitable treat distribution across the team.
Profile · 6
About Lucky.
Official title
Chief Morale Officer & Lab Supervisor.
Breed
Top one-percent Toy Poodle.
Core skills
Strategic nap scheduling. Tail wagging. Productivity monitoring.
Favorite activity
Supervising research meetings and ensuring optimal treat distribution.
Unique feature
Often mistaken for a baby llama from behind — which is why we love Ollama so much.
Training
Spent a third of his life learning to interact with people, especially kids and those with special needs.
Field log · 9
Life in pictures.
On poodles · 6
What the world says.
“They're not dogs, they're art.”
“Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.”
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
“What a beautiful world it would be if people had kind hearts like poodles.”
“Sometimes all we need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen, and a heart that understands. Sometimes all we need is a poodle.”
“I'm still a goateed guy with a bunch of tattoos, but I've got a poodle and not a pit bull. I don't kick boxes and I don't scream at other people.”